This is the alternative Lesson 12.....this
one has a double border on the first table....and I used the
dotted border on the inner table.
You can click here go
back to the Dotted Border page.
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder
excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear
end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our
privates
are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them
naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will
look
like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
because they aren't listening anyway.
Happiness isn't
something you experience; it's something you remember.
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